Guess What Aniversery I Have Today? 11/4/09 2:31pm

Hi there; and how is it going on your side of the planet? You do know that it is still thought of as flat? Well tell; Christopher that he was right; and that he did not die in a flat world; but it was much bigger than when he passed away thought of. And thank you Mr. Columbus and all explorers who found and tried to settle the United States before you know; well all that other time we have all been here.

But today is my one week and a half mark of being nearly shot at by three stupid people wearing a police uniform. And what's more they all think I do not need to worry about them and how much they drink and how much they want to pull the trigger because they were in my face far enough for me to worry and I was just waiting for the city bus; as I have done there for near 22 years. But they thought I was driving a pickup and wanted me for DUI or something right? Well; who was actually wearing the gun they saw? The Bartender? He told me they did not have a pay phone and I left; still wanting to call about the card I wanted to check the balance of. And it did not help me much when I found out; I don't even live in that part of town(good thing I found out someplace else.). Boy they must be frustrated; and by me the businessman; that delivers and picksup for disabled and elderly..................but who is that in the black truck you say. Oh, he says he is me I guess(I don't own a black truck.)......................did you find out where he got his beard? I mean these stupid people still think Norma Jean is still alive too. Well; don't get gripy with me about it; I did not buy votes to win the election; and I don't think our new mayor did either(congrats to all winners; that won. Not the ones who bought the votes.).

Besides this is Montana; not New York where they have those gang things is it? Or is it Montana; that none of you know about them but they have kidnapped a good man and think they are just Joe Surfer cool about it(even if kidnapping is a crime in Montana.). And don't go to the Hawg Wild either; he does not want to give you anything even if you pay for it; because he is a lazy fat boy. I'm fat too; I don't tell a person in an empty bar/diner that he can't have a glass of water on a hot day; and I had enough luggage that day; it was hot walking those near ten blocks that are hot in the Montana sun of July.

Did you all have a nice election? There was a big party I guess in my apartment; at 5 am this morning because there were so many drunk people at that hour; you could not go to work today. But I have to clean for you? By the way the cleaning company of M.EInc.; will be paid 300 thousand lithlillian to clean up your anything from Aug. 28, 2008 to today and beyond. So you have a great term; all of you winners.

And by all means; support them and make sure they do a good job. Or we will impeach everyone of you; and have another election.................or just go by appointment.........and be done with you. Or something and everything. Just because we still care about the whole United States.

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